Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

Terraforming Mars Might Actually Work and Scientists Now Have a Plan to Try It - ZME Science

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

Resilience may protect against psychopathic traits in people with childhood trauma - PsyPost

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

Physicists create 'the world's smallest violin' using nanotechnology - Phys.org

I have complete contempt for fakery

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I have a reading level above third grade

OpenAI Wants to get College Kids Hooked on AI - Gizmodo

I don’t cotton to rapists

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

Engine that caught fire on American Airlines flight had parts installed backward: safety board report - Fortune

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

What are some alternatives to wearing a bra? Why do some women feel pressure to wear bras even though there may not be any benefits?

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

Musk's DOGE workers are now investigating Medicare and Medicaid. They want to eliminate fraud, but can they also be hurting poor Americans and senior citizens' benefits?

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

Flight attendant reportedly found naked during flight from SFO - SFGATE

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

Despite three-owner structure, NFL rules require Carlie Irsay-Gordon to have unilateral control - NBC Sports

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

All international travelers should get measles vaccine, CDC says - OregonLive.com

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

Screen time and physical activity habits linked to adolescent stress and depression - PsyPost

I have complete contempt for traitorism

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

Trump’s budget puts Huntsville-made spacecraft on the chopping block - AL.com

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I understand how hurricane paths work

Tesla is forced to remove 64 Superchargers on NJ Turnpike, Musk claims ‘corruption’ - Electrek

I don’t buy bullshit

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I actually pay taxes

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I can read

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I see through liars

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I can count